CINDY'S BOREDOMEE ! :(

Heeey guys :D
Today was another disgusting, most revolting, sticky , awful, hot && disgusting day ever. With the temperature reaching a max of 32 degrees Cindy's AWFULLY , SUPER SUPER SMALL BRAIN was gonna explode into little bits. It was hawt today but not as much as yesterday. BUT STILL ,she was exploding like no tmro .

she's sweating so much that she creates a home for the homeless ,
she's bragging so much that her throat is as dry as her jokes ,
she's sleeping so much that she even beat SLEEPING BEAUTYS record !
she's eating so much that she's turning into an AMERICAN :D ,
(no offense to americans ) :L

she's so fat that she exceeds the size of the seatbelt,
she's so lazy that her butt shape embeds into the sofa
she's so heavy that her weight breaks the scale ,
she's so dumb that she called you smart.

BUT nothing is wrong with cindy ,
shes just trying to be a bindy,
fat, spiky, ugly and plain
wanting someone to entertain

if you do not understand ,
it is no reason to feel so bland ,
for i have only scored,
the reason why i am bored.